Tuesday, February 14, 2006

usa vice pres shoots friend in face

By accident!


The facts according to CNN:


“-- it seems the facts about the incident are not in dispute. Cheney was hunting. Cheney's friend also was hunting. They carried shotguns. They were shooting at birds. They got temporarily separated. One mistakenly fired on the other while trying to shoot a bird.”


Turns out there exists a form called the “hunting accident and incident report” . That alone should be a big red flag for our vice president or for that matter, any human. But you won’t believe this. On the second page of the form you have to check the box that applies to your incident:
-Victim moved into line of fire
-Victim covered by shooter who was swinging on game
-Victim out of sight of shooter
-Victim mistaken for game

This guy really might die. I think the Cheney team is out looking for his replacement. If you know anyone who is 5’8” gray balding hair, can talk politics and likes to hunt quail call 888-save-our-VP.

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