Far-Sight

Thursday, July 31, 2008

may I help you with anything else?

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No!! How many times have you spent 15-20 minutes on the phone with a customer service representative and your issue has not been resolved? H...
Friday, June 13, 2008

time is relative

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Last week when I was on the plane and asked the flight attendant what time it was she responded with "6:26pm at our destination". ...
Sunday, August 26, 2007

stories from above

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I have two new plane issues that I haven't voiced before: 1) My plane is currently sitting on the tarmac waiting for the gate to...
Thursday, March 22, 2007

pretty sure

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In the world of customer service "pretty sure" doesn't cut it. As I was leaving my hotel this morning I told the guy a...
Saturday, February 17, 2007

it is only about me

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AA Flight 276 to Miami Me: Excuse ma'm, I think it's a little warm in here. Can you check the air? Steward: Nobody else has mentione...
Saturday, July 22, 2006

shut down

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I've been waiting for five minutes in line at the starbucks in the alaska airlines terminal at LAX. I finally reach the cash register an...
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Thursday, June 29, 2006

dress to impress

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So 730am this morning I’m at j o’groats for breakfast and while I’m waiting for my guest I scan the room. The guy at the table next to me is...
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

airport security

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So I'm trying to catch my 1pm flight to Boston and I didn't account for the ford mustang that exploded on the 405. I get to the ...
Friday, March 03, 2006

free love

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So I just received a shiny silver envelope in my mailbox at work. It’s an influenza kit from human resources. Inside the kit is small bottle...
Tuesday, February 14, 2006

usa vice pres shoots friend in face

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By accident! The facts according to CNN: “-- it seems the facts about the incident are not in dispute. Cheney was hunting. Cheney's frie...
Friday, January 06, 2006

is it me?

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So I'm boarding the 100% full northwest airlines flight from memphis to lax and when I get on the plane 90% of the passengers are al...

lavatory

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I just got back from the "lavatory". And why do they call it that? It's a bathroom or that symbol of a man and a woman and tha...
Sunday, November 13, 2005

sold out

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I walk into an ice cream shop that I like because they have the best chocolate chip ice cream. Sometimes I try other flavors but this ti...
Wednesday, November 09, 2005

the dirty glass test

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If ever you forget which type of restaurant you are dining at there is a simple litmus test that always reveals the answer. It's...

one roll versus two

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Some bathroom stalls have one big monster size roll of toilet paper while others have two medium size rolls. Why is this? There are two reas...
Tuesday, November 08, 2005

choosing your stall

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First there is the next-stall method where you choose the next available stall and don’t really pay attention to the aesthetic factors or t...
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